Bad Pokemon Art and OCs

Yeah, I couldn’t think of a good name, lol. I was considering “lamepokemonadvice” but that sounds discrediting.

ANYWAY yeah, advice/etc blog. I’m glad people were into the idea. uwu

(Oh, for the person that recently sent me their OC on this blog, I’ll transfer it over to the new one!)

The end of an era?????

After a long bout of contemplation, I have decided to call it quits.

This blog has been going for a few years now, and I feel like its run its course? There’s not much left to say, especially since most of the fan art nowadays is the same junk. I’ve also run out of patience/energy for it, lol.

I won’t delete it, but I’m not sure what to do about someone wanting their art removed afterwards. I’ll figure something out. D:

If someone wants to take up the mantle and make another blog like this one, you’re free to do so. I’ll warn ya though… it takes a lot of tolerance out of you, lol.

On another note, I was tossing the idea around of making a new blog that was geared more towards Pokemon OC advice and stuff. Bit more positive, a lot less mind scarring. Yay or nay?

Anyway, its been fun! Thanks for participating in my antics. uwu

Why is this in my deviation feed. Why is this there.

ALSO.

Why does no one know how to draw penises?! I mean I don’t even draw porn but I have it down for anatomical reasons! Come on now, a little research. (The round thing in the crotch has become the equivalent “that’s not how boobs work” for men, hasn’t it?)

Male genitalia are not orbs. 

Wait hold on, “Is that a Pokeball in your pants, or are you happy to see me?”  ”He has a Voltorb in his pants ready to explode.” “Ruby has all of the Red Orb he needs to find Groudon.”

Alright, I’m done, I’m sorry. 

Body building 10 year olds with suspect bulge

… sexy?


my friend whom I battle with really hates my Gogoat, so I illustrated how he probably views him

Gogoats are boss

my friend whom I battle with really hates my Gogoat, so I illustrated how he probably views him

Gogoats are boss


When Rebekah Colmare was still eight years old and a mere mortal she somehow ended up in the Pokemon World and back then she was in trouble by Team Rocket the first group of criminals she got involved with and they threaten her to hand over her Pokemon or they would shoot her and end up killing her. She started to tear up all frighten and confused as they gave her a final warning but as they started to preparing to fire she screamed which echoed across the whole Kauto region and up to the tallest mountains, Arceus heard her scream so he swooped down and killed the Team Rocket grunts before they had the chance to fire thus saving her in the process. Rebekah looked up with amazement yet surprising look on her face, she watch him bend down and started talking to her. “I’m glad I made it time, climb on my back child I will take you to safety and protect you as well until you’re old enough to stand up for yourself. I can see your eyes that you wish to travel to all worlds for very important reasons, you may not realize them right away but you’ll always treasure them in your heart.” Rebekah just nodded without a word and climbed on his back and he took off to the sky faster then you can say jack sprat. From those days they spend a lot of times together and she learned a lot from Arceus and what he can do. One day he took her to some mountains and looked down at the cliff where they are standing at. Rebekah was nine years older at that time and she was shocked on what she had seen to the people and all those innocent Pokemon. “What happened here?” she asked Arceus, so he replied “This is what Team Rocket has done, just by causing so much pain, thievery, suffering and death to the Pokemon with their trainers if they didn’t cooperate with them.” Rebekah with a shock and yet sad look on her face she said “I wanted to see what kind of the Pokemon Trainers they were, but I didn’t know they were going to be like that. It just reminded me that I would’ve been dead if you hadn’t come along.”  Acreus lift Rebekah’s chin up a little bit then said “This is still home to the civilians of this region Rebekah, but in the future together with the Pokemon we can make it peaceful at long last.” Rebekah asked him in reply “What are saying Acreus?” he replied “I mean my heroics and my fellow Legendary Pokemon who I created with their own heroics as well is not enough, but your help and the Pokemon you choose the be with for each region we might be able to make peace to this world one region at a time. And learning the wisdom of the ages along the way” Rebekah lower and shook her head “I can’t Acreus, I just learned what Pokemon are.” Acreus lower his neck to make eye contact with her more “You can Rebekah, you can. You are a princess from the World of Harmony a very special Pokemon Trainer.” He raised his neck and looks down at her continuing by saying “You’ve reminded me what it’s like to have a family and given me hope again, and when you turn ten it will be time to do the same to all of them.” They both looked at the entire Kauto Region from the highest mountain and Rebekah replied “I’m not sure what help I can be Acreus but I’ll try.” Rebekah clinches her fists and turns to face him while lifting her head up and looking straight at him. “I’ll try!” Acreus smiled while looking down at her then said “Good, that’s all I can ask. Now climb on my back, it’s time to head home.” Rebekah climbed on his back and she puts her arms around his neck to hug him and said as he took off into the air to fly home “Acreus I love you, you’re like a first Pokemon father to me” Giving off a gentle loving smile Acreus replied “And you’re like a first human daughter to me, I love you as well no matter what.” After all those years that went by, they still remember those days and make more happy memories and spending more time with each other when they have a chance and they still protect their friends and family from anyone who can harm or kill them at all times.
im just… no… why would you do that
why would arceus save her???? DOES ARCEUS GO AFTER EVERY SCREAMING CHILD???? DOES HE DECIDE ‘UR SPESHUL’ TO EVERY CRYING CHILD???? also murder and no one cares

When Rebekah Colmare was still eight years old and a mere mortal she somehow ended up in the Pokemon World and back then she was in trouble by Team Rocket the first group of criminals she got involved with and they threaten her to hand over her Pokemon or they would shoot her and end up killing her. She started to tear up all frighten and confused as they gave her a final warning but as they started to preparing to fire she screamed which echoed across the whole Kauto region and up to the tallest mountains, Arceus heard her scream so he swooped down and killed the Team Rocket grunts before they had the chance to fire thus saving her in the process. Rebekah looked up with amazement yet surprising look on her face, she watch him bend down and started talking to her. “I’m glad I made it time, climb on my back child I will take you to safety and protect you as well until you’re old enough to stand up for yourself. I can see your eyes that you wish to travel to all worlds for very important reasons, you may not realize them right away but you’ll always treasure them in your heart.” Rebekah just nodded without a word and climbed on his back and he took off to the sky faster then you can say jack sprat. From those days they spend a lot of times together and she learned a lot from Arceus and what he can do. One day he took her to some mountains and looked down at the cliff where they are standing at. Rebekah was nine years older at that time and she was shocked on what she had seen to the people and all those innocent Pokemon. “What happened here?” she asked Arceus, so he replied “This is what Team Rocket has done, just by causing so much pain, thievery, suffering and death to the Pokemon with their trainers if they didn’t cooperate with them.” Rebekah with a shock and yet sad look on her face she said “I wanted to see what kind of the Pokemon Trainers they were, but I didn’t know they were going to be like that. It just reminded me that I would’ve been dead if you hadn’t come along.”  Acreus lift Rebekah’s chin up a little bit then said “This is still home to the civilians of this region Rebekah, but in the future together with the Pokemon we can make it peaceful at long last.” Rebekah asked him in reply “What are saying Acreus?” he replied “I mean my heroics and my fellow Legendary Pokemon who I created with their own heroics as well is not enough, but your help and the Pokemon you choose the be with for each region we might be able to make peace to this world one region at a time. And learning the wisdom of the ages along the way” Rebekah lower and shook her head “I can’t Acreus, I just learned what Pokemon are.” Acreus lower his neck to make eye contact with her more “You can Rebekah, you can. You are a princess from the World of Harmony a very special Pokemon Trainer.” He raised his neck and looks down at her continuing by saying “You’ve reminded me what it’s like to have a family and given me hope again, and when you turn ten it will be time to do the same to all of them.” They both looked at the entire Kauto Region from the highest mountain and Rebekah replied “I’m not sure what help I can be Acreus but I’ll try.” Rebekah clinches her fists and turns to face him while lifting her head up and looking straight at him. “I’ll try!” Acreus smiled while looking down at her then said “Good, that’s all I can ask. Now climb on my back, it’s time to head home.” Rebekah climbed on his back and she puts her arms around his neck to hug him and said as he took off into the air to fly home “Acreus I love you, you’re like a first Pokemon father to me” Giving off a gentle loving smile Acreus replied “And you’re like a first human daughter to me, I love you as well no matter what.”


After all those years that went by, they still remember those days and make more happy memories and spending more time with each other when they have a chance and they still protect their friends and family from anyone who can harm or kill them at all times.

im just… no… why would you do that

why would arceus save her???? DOES ARCEUS GO AFTER EVERY SCREAMING CHILD???? DOES HE DECIDE ‘UR SPESHUL’ TO EVERY CRYING CHILD???? also murder and no one cares

I don’t understand what’s with taking a baby Pokemon and adding edgy scars and wounds to it.

It shows they’ve had a tough life and are hardened on the inside! No one understands the complexity of their souls, and even though they smile on the outside, their hearts are crying. >’:


Okay, when I saw this, I saw one word of it.
Swirlix.
Freaking Swirlix.
This does not look like a Swirlix at all!
Does the artist even know what the bloody heck a Swirlix is?!
They say it’s a Swirlix because of it’s tongue.
Sweetie, just because it has a tongue and fang sticking out does not mean it’s a Swirlix.
Next time, look at pictures of Pokemon before you actually decide to draw one.

IDK MAN LOOKS PRETTY FLAWLESS TO ME
On a side note though, after some investigating and whatnot, it appears the artist is like… 11 years old (and apparently harassing a bunch of people??? it’s weird).

Okay, when I saw this, I saw one word of it.

Swirlix.

Freaking Swirlix.

This does not look like a Swirlix at all!

Does the artist even know what the bloody heck a Swirlix is?!

They say it’s a Swirlix because of it’s tongue.

Sweetie, just because it has a tongue and fang sticking out does not mean it’s a Swirlix.

Next time, look at pictures of Pokemon before you actually decide to draw one.

IDK MAN LOOKS PRETTY FLAWLESS TO ME

On a side note though, after some investigating and whatnot, it appears the artist is like… 11 years old (and apparently harassing a bunch of people??? it’s weird).

I showed up on your recommended? That makes me feel all kinds of ego boosted! xD Anyways, thanks a lot for mentioning my blog; I've gotten over 17 new followers since you did. <3

For once tumblr recommended well, lol. |D

The idea is really cute!


I am positive that muscles don’t work that way. Not even the Rock looks like that.

When bara goes horribly wrong &gt;:

I am positive that muscles don’t work that way. Not even the Rock looks like that.

When bara goes horribly wrong >:

I can’t even tell what the black one is